Sarah Haskins of Current takes on the ridiculous vaginal euphemisms Madison Avenue likes to use in commercials. I’m sure it’s because if advertisers used the actual anatomic terms like vagina and penis in ads, people would flip a shit.

Sarah Haskins takes on the douchebags at Carl’s Jr. and the women who, for some god-forsaken reason, love them. I’m just surprised she didn’t touch upon this new Carl’s ad, since it’s been out for a couple of weeks now:

I’m on crazy deadline central at work, while also attempting to complete a 5-page paper on these douchebags, training for a 5K, and with a friend flying in tonight for the weekend, but enjoy another wicked awesome installment of Target Women.

God, I am so, so glad I never had to do the online dating thing (or just dating in general — I’ve been with my bearded lady for almost 6 years, now). But if I did, I probably have a lot of fun with it.

I love chocolate as much as the next person, but Sarah perfectly skewers the ridiculousness of advertising toward women when it comes to chocolate.

What has commercials and the media in general taught us this year, Sarah Haskins asks? Sandwiches are for boys! And showing your butt is always hilaaaarious.