Honestly, some of us were a little sick of Michael Phelps’ face before he even got home from Beijing with his bajillion gold medals, right? I give him mad props for being an amazing athlete, but why the HELL did he host SNL? It was more of a disaster than other episodes with actual actors.

Anyway, when he got busted for smoking pot, some people pretended to be outraged for a week, but then no one really cared. Now Phelps is allegedly having threesomes with strippers.

[Some stripper] says she met Phelps at a Baltimore strip club last November. While Phelps allegedly “was kind of mean and cocky to some of the girls,” he took to [her] and invited her and a couple other girls back to his apartment. And that’s when he lost his threeway virginity.

Yeah, this is me, not really caring. Is that bad?