Yeah, I don’t know if you heard about this woman from Oswego, N.Y. who was duct taped on a United flight to restrain herself because she was acting so damn crazy.

I head about her days ago, and I thought, “Of course, someone from Oswego [where I attended undergraduate school] would be acting a fool on the plane.”

But then, my boyfriend pointed out that the crazy woman on the plane was ESTHER the crazy Hairdresser who cackled in the bottom of the student union snipping away at people’s hair. Seriously, you could be anywhere in the union and hear her [probably drunkenly] cackling away. We all suspected she was a friend of the bottle, but this is bad:

-She back-handed a flight attendant’s arse…
-She fell onto the head of a blind passenger and later started pulling the person’s hair…
-She put up a fight when federal officials came on to the plane (which made an emergency landing in North Carolina to remove her)…

Oh, and did we mention she was drunk like whoa?! Lots of people witnessed her drunkeness, so that’s not going to help her in federal court. Yeah, not good.